Luxuria SuperbiaDescribed as “a musical journey from the sensual to the spiritual”, which is leaving out a heck of a lot of the facts.“A simple game of touch, pleasure and joy made for fingers on touchscreens and joysticks on computers”, developer Tale of Tales adds. This is very accurate, at least.Can be played in local co-op, but I was not going to ask someone to help test it with me.Available for and and well as and.Launched last week. Currently on sale for $3 on Ouya and mobile and $5 otherwise, but will return to full price today.
I know you can’t see it yet, but trust me. This is very, very sexy.When I say Luxuria Superbia is about sex, it’s almost certainly the exact opposite of what you’re thinking, because most existing games about sex are basically just porn. Sex, real sex, isn’t like it is in porn.
Or rather, it’s not like that all the time, or even most of the time. And frankly, it shouldn’t be, because the stuff that is designed to help you efficiently make the world a slightly stickier place is not anywhere near as much fun or as healthy as it could be.
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Nov 05, 2013 Luxuria Superbia for PC game reviews & Metacritic score: A simple game of touch, pleasure and joy. Luxuria Superbia is a colorful, musical journey made to fill you with joy. Exciting designs explode from your touch as. What I think Luxuria Superbia embodies the essence of the term 'mature game'. It has its design flaws, but in the end it doesn't matter. What matters is the beautiful, sensual experience.
(As an aside, studies increasingly show that. Ease off a bit.) Luxuria Superbia is about the other kind of sex, the sex that can take hours or even days – if you’re very lucky – and in which everybody has a very jolly time and don’t, for example, think about who is going to do the washing up later.At its basic level, it’s an on-rails score attack shooter, in which you travel through a tunnel and attempt to gather as many collectibles as you can without triggering the end of the level. If you do trigger the end of the level a bit early, that’s okay, because the end of the level is an orgasm, and nobody’s going to be like, “sorry, I wasn’t ready for that”. But the longer you can keep going around in your little circles, touching the right places just enough but not too much, the higher your score and the better everyone feels when you do eventually give in and plummet over the edge.It’s played with twin analog sticks on a computer, and as soon as I started playing I wished I’d gotten around to hooking up a DualShock, because the rubbery little nipples would be more appropriate than the clinically plastic cavities of my generic control pad. But it’s also available on touch screen devices and kids, if there was ever an argument to buy a tablet it’s the pleasure of direct feedback to manual manipulation.
(Yes, I know. You don’t need to point it out.
Quite deliberate.)Luxuria Superbia isn’t subtle about this. Technically, the different tunnels you explore are flowers, and there’s some talk about bees and gardens and such; it’s not too hung up on the metaphor, though, because the flower regularly asks you to do quite specific things and makes a lot of little gasps and moans.
Luxuria Superbia is an abstract but very definite sex simulator. That is what is happening. That is what you are doing. You are touching a thing and making it very, very physically happy. As I really hope you all know, doing that is a heck of a lot of fun, and Luxuria Superbia is a fun little game, even aside from its abstract simulation aspects. People playing Luxuria Superbia publicly. Probably excellent lovers.Those aspects, though?
They’re done really, really well. Even though there’s nothing explicit on screen, it probably ought to be handed out in sex ed. Classes, as part of the national curriculum, so that nobody ever again gets somebody else’s pants off and then wonders what the heck to do, since there is no bad synth music playing and a team of eight hairless Germans has not wandered through the door to take over matters.
Touch all the bits, Luxuria Superbia advises. Be rhythmical. Now stop being rhythmical, it adds. Watch for visual cues. Listen for audio cues. Stop over thinking it and just do what feels good because the cues make sense to you on a very fundamental animal level and also your brain has stopped working. What I wouldn’t have given to have this game a decade ago!
What plans I have to slip it quietly into the lives of many confused young people!When I fired up Luxeria Superbia I made it about ten seconds before my (repressed) face was bright crimson and I was swivelling in my chair to make sure that, against all known reason, my roommate hadn’t suddenly come home and was standing behind me. With simple graphics and familiar controls, Tale of Tales has managed to do something quite amazing: turn the clinical, disconnected and inhuman into something that feels intimate, connected and warm.Very, very warm.